This guy volunteered at 192 Ebbitts in Staten Island, and he’s maybe sort of wondering if perhaps it would’ve been a good idea to say, hey, maybe I sorta might like you.
So if you’re that lucky woman, the object of this man’s maybe affection, reach out!!
"You can’t flirt with someone while you’re volunteering in disaster relief, right? That’s just off. Now, I wish I did it anyway, though.
"I’m pretty sure you didn’t have a nametag on. And I wouldn’t put your name on the internet; that’s also kind of weird. But maybe tomorrow I’ll wish I did it, anyway."